Fairfax County Cop shoots bird for "Looking at me funny"

A Fairfax County Cop shot and killed a big bird for "Looking at me funny for like, a long time. So, I go, I go 'Hey! Stop looking at me. That's how my father used to look at me before he hit me with a hair brush.  So, like, the bird goes..I dunno either "ha ha ha" or maybe it was "caw caw caw"   So like I go, I go to him "Stop it!" but like he goes "No"
So I go "Stop it...you're inside my head"
And like he goes "ha!"

So I shot him.

No bird gonna laugh at me....